I was only 9 years old
I loved Virtual Boy so much, I had all the merchandise and games
I pray to Virtual Boy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
“Virtual Boy is love” I say; “Virtual Boy is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a cuck
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Virtual Boy
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Virtual Boy
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “All hail the Virtual Boy”
He grabs me with his powerful controller and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Virtual Boy
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Virtual Boy
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Virtual Boy
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Virtual Boy looks him straight in the eyes and says “Experience virtual reality”
Virtual Boy leaves through my window
Virtual Boy is love. Virtual Boy is life.